What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

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You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

What sexual fantasies do you have?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

Why would a person always be so tired?

-All the bad guys are black.